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Dildos
Luxury Crystal Glass Dildos by Shiri Zinn
© Swarovski Glass Range – Amber Piece by www.Shiri Zinn.com This is the last of my luxury sex toy reviews for this year. Of course, no luxury sex toy list would be complete without something by Shiri Zinn. In the world of sex toys there are luxury pleasure objects like those from Lelo, design-centric brands like... »
The Sugar Silicone Dildo by Soju
“Sugah… ah, Honey, Honey… You are my candy girl, and you got me wanting you!” The Sugar silicone dildo by Soju (a new manufacturer of affordable luxury sex toys) is one of those sexy toys that once you see it you can’t help but want it. While browsing all the lovely sex toys at Boudoir... »
The Strangest Weird Sex Toys
During the past month I have reviewed seven weird, strange, bizarre, repulsive, offensive and blasphemous sex toys as part of an ongoing series on Weird Sex Toys. So here they all are together,listed from stranger to strangest, just in time for Halloween so you can freak your friend’s and lover’s out! Happy Masturbating! Number... »
Alien Lover Dildo
So here we come to the 7th and last weird sex toy review in my Strange Sex Toys Indeed series. I’m actually sad to see it end, as I had so much fun checking out these bizarre sex toys during the past few weeks. But, alas… Here is the Alien Lover Dildo sent to me... »
Obama wins Good Head Award!
Weird Sex Toy Month continues… with the Obama Dildo. US President Barrack Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize and blows up the moon on the same day! “Early Friday morning, it was announced by the Nobel Foundation that America’s first black president, Barack Obama, has won the Nobel Peace Prize. As news was spreading of Obama’s Peace Prize... »
Tentacle Dildo by Whipspider
Okay! Weird toys month continues with only three sex toys left. What will they be? When I first got the Tentacle Dildo made by Whipspider Rubberworks, a bunch of sex toy artisans based in Maine, I thought it was the weirdest sex toy I had ever seen. In retrospect, it may not be the wildest... »
Incubus Dildo
Okay it is Freaky Friday and I have another weirder, than weird sex toy review for you! This evil looking tool is called the Incubus Dildo, but I have nicknamed it the Beast. Why? Because it is on serious motherfucker! So you all know the mythical legends of the Incubus. They are male demons who... »
Dragon Tongue Dildo
So. It is weird toy month, and to continue on with the theme, I have a few more very strange sex toys indeed this week for review. The first is the fabulous phantasmagoria Dragon’s Tongue by Bad Dragon (www.bad-dragon.com). Bad Dragon is a US company with a workshop in Arizona who “make toys—particularly the naughty... »
Timber Wolf Dildo
Strange Sex Toys – Timber Wolf Dildo Now that the lazy, hazy “dog” days of summer have come and gone, it is time to get down to some serious reviewing. And, luckily, I am as horny as a bitch in heat. This is the second review in my “Strange Sex Toys Indeed” series. And, as... »
Jackhammer Jesus
Welcome to the first review of my Strange Toys Indeed Series When you review sex toys as much as I do, you tend to become a bit jaded with the same-old stuff. So, I’m always on the look-out for cool, new, innovation, and sometimes strange sex toys. So for the next few weeks I will... »








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