Strange Sex Toys
STR8cam Lube – The lube that looks and feels like cum
From the website Str8camlube.com: ‘STR8cam Lube is a hybrid lube that looks and feels like cum. It’s water based, white and creamy, and feels unlike any other lubrication available. With STR8cam Lube you get the best of both worlds. Lube that lasts long like silicone and cleans up easily like water. STR8cam Lube is condom... »
Attack of the Killer Clams-Love Honeys Sqweel
When the review’s representative from Love Honey contacted me announcing the launch of a “brand new sex toy” that was so hush-hush that they wouldn’t even tell me what the product would be except that it was a “revolution in orgasms”, well my curiosity was indeed piqued. When the Sqweel arrived, instead of satisfying... »
The Strangest Weird Sex Toys
During the past month I have reviewed seven weird, strange, bizarre, repulsive, offensive and blasphemous sex toys as part of an ongoing series on Weird Sex Toys. So here they all are together,listed from stranger to strangest, just in time for Halloween so you can freak your friend’s and lover’s out! Happy Masturbating! Number... »
Alien Lover Dildo
So here we come to the 7th and last weird sex toy review in my Strange Sex Toys Indeed series. I’m actually sad to see it end, as I had so much fun checking out these bizarre sex toys during the past few weeks. But, alas… Here is the Alien Lover Dildo sent to... »
Obama wins Good Head Award!
Weird Sex Toy Month continues… with the Obama Dildo. US President Barrack Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize and blows up the moon on the same day! “Early Friday morning, it was announced by the Nobel Foundation that America’s first black president, Barack Obama, has won the Nobel Peace Prize. As news was spreading of... »
Tentacle Dildo by Whipspider
Okay! Weird toys month continues with only three sex toys left. What will they be? When I first got the Tentacle Dildo made by Whipspider Rubberworks, a bunch of sex toy artisans based in Maine, I thought it was the weirdest sex toy I had ever seen. In retrospect, it may not be the... »
Incubus Dildo
Okay it is Freaky Friday and I have another weirder, than weird sex toy review for you! This evil looking tool is called the Incubus Dildo, but I have nicknamed it the Beast. Why? Because it is on serious motherfucker! So you all know the mythical legends of the Incubus. They are male demons... »
Dragon Tongue Dildo
So. It is weird toy month, and to continue on with the theme, I have a few more very strange sex toys indeed this week for review. The first is the fabulous phantasmagoria Dragon’s Tongue by Bad Dragon (www.bad-dragon.com). Bad Dragon is a US company with a workshop in Arizona who “make toys—particularly the... »
One Finger Medical
“When You Care Enough to Send the Very Best Something Funny and Sarcastic” Cerebral Itch is a politically incorrect company makes hilarious products like t-shirts, greeting cards, wine labels and magnets. When I saw their “One Finger Medical” cards and t-shirt, I just had to order one of each to satisfy my medical fetish.... »
























