Incubus Dildo

incubus dildo

Okay it is Freaky Friday and I have another weirder, than weird sex toy review for you!  This evil looking tool is called the Incubus Dildo, but I have nicknamed it the Beast.  Why?  Because it is on serious motherfucker!

So you all know the mythical legends of the Incubus.  They are male demons who sexually prey on women in their sleep and suck the life out of them, often causing death.  Well, let me tell you if this thing attacked you in the middle of the night, you’d wake up.  It is huge… like humongously huge.  The manufacturer TSX says it has an insertable length of 7”, but after, ah-hem, using it, I had to take out my trusty ruler and measure this monster.  It is actually much closer to 8”, with a circumference of 7 ½”.  Now my partner has a pretty big cock (he brags it is 8”) but after taking a look at this thing I think he might be exaggerating by about an inch.  However, it is not the length that is so substantial with this Beast, but the girth.  It is bigger around that my closed fist.  And, although my hands aren’t big, imagine the size of a closed knuckled fist inside you. Yes I am aware that people get fisted, but Yikes!

So, it’s a big dick.

I have only had one sex partner in my life who had a dick as big around as this thing.  I remember it fondly as about the same thickness of a beer bottle.  Comparing the size of the beer bottle I am drinking from now and the Incubus side by side, they are about the same thickness.  I remember walking like I’d been riding a horse for days after fucking him.  Ah, good times!

Back to the Beast.  Other than being huge—a characteristic of many of TSX sex toys and something they obviously pride themselves on—the Beast is intricately carved.  It features deep ridges and whorls all around the shaft and at the base a very Gigerish carved head.  Super cool.  You can tell that the initial carving was done by the hand of a skilled artisan. These ridges and whorls add quite a bit of “extra” sensation (as if the girth weren’t enough) when used for penetration.  The base is self-standing so can be conveniently planted on the nearest chair while you impale yourself upon it.  And, I actually had to impale myself upon with plenty of lube to even get a few inches down the shaft.  But, after the initial shock, it started to remind me of my horse-riding days with my old uber-cocked lover, so I closed my eyes (to keep from crying) and went for a ride.  Holy, wham-bam Bat-Monster!  It didn’t take long before I was writhing in painful ecstasy and gushing a stream of girl-cum.  My orgasm wracked my body ‘til I was shaking and I had to immediately go lay down, upon which I wept.  Have you ever had a weeping orgasm?  Bizarre stuff.  It was like all the emotional stress and turmoil I didn’t even realize my body was holding coursed out of me.  Or, maybe it was toxic shock syndrome, who knows!

TSX Toys make many other weird and huge creations which are very unique.  Their toys are made from phthalate-free “jelly” PVC and Fauxskin™ materials (which smells strongly of new shower curtain!).  They say their toys have been tested for “acceptable” low levels of lead and cadmium.  In my research, neither lead nor cadmium should go into the human body, even in low levels.  So, if you are purchasing “jelly” or PVC sex toys, please use a condom!  As you may know, I ordinarily don’t use PVC or jelly toys.  But, for the sake of this review (with a condom) I had to try this crazy Beast out.  That to me, is the only downside I can see about their products, which is kind of a deal-breaker.

It would be really awesome if they started a production line of similar silicone sex toys, cause I’d be a huge fan.  Also, you can get them to design you a signature sex toy, and based on their current products, I bet it could be quite fantastic.  Hmmm…  What about a Demon Domina?  Mean and sexy.  But, until TSX start making silicone sex toys, I’ll have to wait.

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