One Finger Medical
“When You Care Enough to Send the Very Best Something Funny and Sarcastic”
Cerebral Itch is a politically incorrect company makes hilarious products like t-shirts, greeting cards, wine labels and magnets. When I saw their “One Finger Medical” cards and t-shirt, I just had to order one of each to satisfy my medical fetish.
The T-shirt is pale blue and thin cotton material with the words: “Remember: 1 finger, medical, 2 fingers, magical!” For some reason, this just seemed so fitting for me, not sure why (smirk). They come in M and L, so I picked a medium, but the T-shirt is a bit snug. Usually I do take medium, but it all depends on the company. Here is what Cerebral Itch says about their sizing: “Our shirts are tailored to fit and compliment most body types. If you wish to have a baggier fit, order a size larger or get a salad and take the stairs for the rest of the week.” Okay, I guess I’ve been told. Stairs it is.
The greeting card is the same one, with the same slogan. I’m not sure who I want to give this to yet, so for now I’ve hung it on my wall, so I can look up and laugh every once in a while and not take things too seriously.